Posted 15 hours ago
And then suddenly I become sad for no reason, and it takes me days to get over that feeling.
Posted 1 day ago

tentacuddles:

Comfort food.

(Source: tentacuddles)

Posted 1 day ago

she-moves-in-mysterious-ways:

*can’t breathe laughing too hard halp*

(Source: antiocial)

Posted 2 days ago

rainboisland:

red—opti:

super-who-locked-in:

elenilote:

kateordie:

I hope the makers of this are ready to be millionaires

WHERE CAN I GET THIS

drink until the homicidal thoughts pass

Gift to: Alison Hendrix

(Source: kashimiru)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

pizzaforpresident:

IM GOING INTO CARDIAC ARREST

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

petercapaldass:

doctadonner:

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

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Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

coolflashyname:

ask-asuma:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Proof that tumblr is filled with psychopaths

(In the best way)

Welcome to the land of psychopaths and fandoms.

Why did you write the same thing two times?

Posted 5 days ago
Posted 5 days ago

Speaking dos languages diferentes in a sentence because eres a multicultural motherfucker.

(Source: melinaylen)

Posted 5 days ago

feathery-soul:

depressing—quotes:

agnosticwitch:

feathery-soul:

sherlck:

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

helping others is always nice

also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene

Posted 5 days ago

instagrarn:

"You have so much potential!! i know you can do better!!"image

(Source: instagrarn)

Posted 5 days ago