Posted 13 hours ago

enderwoman53:

rose-on-the-violin:

novakian:

ohai-mg:

cuddleing:

i lost it with the salad

completely lost it at the gravy

are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts

I watched it with a straight face.

Loser.

I lost it at the very start

(Source: videohall)

Posted 14 hours ago

productofmurdercarlile:

oliviatheelf:

10knotes:

tigursblood:

my heart just broke in 9 seconds..

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

And people sit there and say animals have no souls. This broke my heart.

The doggie is crying ;-;

(Source: c0caino)

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

shouldvebaggedgroceries:

and let’s not forget

image

image

(Source: enjol-ras)

Posted 1 day ago

Things people with Social Anxiety do

high-energy-introvert:

•go to the bathroom to escape

•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch

•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary

•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable

•follow said person way too much

•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious

•faking an illness to get out of a social event

•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating. 

Posted 1 day ago

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

Posted 1 day ago

goobsohard:

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

justablueumbrella:

A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.

Every single one.

THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT

(Source: waste-it-dreaming)

Posted 1 day ago

robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

(Source: humbleanimefan)

Posted 1 day ago

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

Posted 1 day ago

mygaydisney:

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

I want this woman as my friend IMMEDIATELY!

Posted 1 day ago

tiny-snail:

My mom is so mean to me

Posted 2 days ago

gorgeousmeryl:

savannahfannafo:

fiona-supreme-of-my-heart:

nuclearpiss:

jay628:

fyinformasion:

I hope you never die

#bettywhiteforever

betty white is the fucking coolest person ever omg

you are da queen

petition for betty white to become immortal

Betty White IS immortal.

(Source: poyzn)

Posted 2 days ago